OK - Trying To Finesse My Way Past Buns Didn't Work...

Lara said: "You're doing great! But... where are the buns?"

I tried desperately to finesse my way past an actual buns shot because my behind has all but disappeared (read further below in the post: My Ass).

But no, you ladies were wise to that trick.

So, without further ado, my buns. No, you're not getting a straight on shot like the one down below until I am satisfied with them.

** You may note a "hair reduced zone" from waist to top of legs. It's called underwear and it's called abrasion. The hair reduction has been heightened since starting to spend hours at a time on the elliptical.

Sorry for the asymmetry